
The Fundamentalist
Christians
have told me that I am a slave of Satan and should have the demons expelled
with an exorcism. The Fundamentalist Materialists inform me that I am a liar,
a charlatan, fraud and scoundrel. Aside from this minor difference, the letters
are astoundingly similar. Both groups share in the same crusading zeal and the
same total lack of humor, charity, and common human decency.
These intolerable cults have served to confirm
me in my
agnosticism
by presenting further evidence to support my contention that when dogmas
enter the brain, all intellectual activity ceases.
- _Cosmic Trigger_
Robert Anton Wilson, PhD, is the Elder Statesman of
conspiriology.
With over 25 books on futurist psychology and guerilla ontology, including the
recent encyclopedia _Everything Is Under Control_, Wilson pioneered subculture
investigative research long before The X-Files made fringe-watching hip. Wilson
is best known for the classic _The Illuminatus! Trilogy_
(co-authored with Bob Shea), which was adapted as a 10-hour epic and performed
at Great Britain's National Theatre, and the powerful autobiographical _Cosmic
Trigger_ trilogy. Wilson's most influential books include _Prometheus Rising_
,
_Quantum Psychology_
,
the _Schrodinger's Cat_ trilogy, _Neuropolitics_ (with
Timothy
Leary) and
_Wilhelm
Reich in Hell_. His book _The New Inquisition_
bravely attacked the prejudices of Committee for Scientific Investigation.
Wilson has given seminars at the Esalen Institute (and remains a frequently
sought-after speaker), recorded an album (The Chocolate Biscuit Conspiracy)
with
punk
rock-band Golden Horde, and recorded a comedy album (Secrets of Power).
He received his Ph.D in psychology from Hawthorn University. In a previous incarnation
(1966-71), Wilson was Associate Editor with Playboy magazine.
Authored:
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Why
Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Robert Anton Wilson: Because the Illuminati had
manipulated him into
Reality
Tunnel #
23.
Fnord.
"Frankly, I'd find life a bore if I weren't playing for
very high stakes in a very high risk situation. We do have the chance now, for
Utopia
and even for
immortality.
If we who see this opportunity aren't smart enough, adroit enough, and fast
enough to seize the chance, then we don't deserve to initiate the next stage
of
evolution...
Meanwhile, until they shovel me under, I still think our side is winning and
that the power brokers that you worry about are a bunch of dying
dinosaurs."
"We should always try to have a
reality-tunnel
this week, bigger, funnier, and more hopeful than we had last week, and
we should aim even higher next week. Besides, paranoia is a Loser script;
it defines somebody else as being in charge around here except me. I prefer
to define myself and my friends as the architects of the future. If David
Rockefeller has the same idea about himself and his friends, well, the
future itself will decide which coalition was really on the Evolutionary
Wave:
the Money people or the Idea people"
- Robert Anton Wilson, 1977 interview with _Conspiracy Digest_
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film
_23_
(1998)
The movie's plot is based on the
true
story of a group of young computer
hackers
from Hannover, Germany. In the late
1980s
the orphaned Karl Koch invests his heritage in a flat and a home computer. At
first he dials up to
bulletin
boards to discuss
conspiracy
theories inspired by his favorite novel, R.A. Wilson's
Illuminatus",
but soon he and his friend David start breaking into government and military
computers. Pepe, one of Karl's rather criminal acquaintances senses that there
is money in computer cracking - he travels to east Berlin and tries to contact
the KGB.
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re: the U.S. Government:
"What would you think of a man who not only kept
an arsenal in his home, but was collecting at enormous financial sacrifice
a second arsenal to protect the first one? What would you say if this man
so frightened his neighbors that they in turn were collecting weapons to
protect themselves from him? What if this man spent ten times as much money
on his expensive weapons as he did on the education of his children? What
if one of his children criticized his hobby and he called that child a
traitor and a bum and disowned him? And he took another child who obeyed
him faithfully and armed that child and sent it out into the world to attack
neighbors? What would you say about a man who introduces poisons into the
water
he drinks and the air he breathes? What if this man not only is feuding
with the people on his block but involves himself in the quarrels of others
in distant parts of the city and even in the suburbs? Such a man would
clearly be a paranoid
schizophrenic...
with homicidal tendencies."
Robert Anton Wilson
This mass hysteria I see as part of the Future Shock (ref
Alvin
Toffler book ) of our accelerated social destabilization as "life as we
know it" vanishes and gets replaced more and more by "life as we used to read
it in
science-fiction."
Naive people have grown terrorized by text books, by pop music, by games, and
even by school-teachers (the most inoffensive persons around); accusations of
"Satanism" have targeted all of these, as you will see in Dr. Victor's book.
The whole modern (or post-modern) world seems incomprehensible, and therefore
sinister, to millions of our citizens.
-
_Reality
Is What You Can Get Away With_
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Q. How has the
Internet
changed your life?
RAW. It has felt like a neurological
quantum
jump. Not only does the word-
processing
software make my compulsive rewriting a lot easier than if I still had
to cut my words on rocks or use a typewriter or retreat to similar barbarism,
but the e-mail function provides most of my social life since I became
"disabled." I do most of my research on the World Wide Web, get my answer
in minutes and don't have to hunt laboriously through my
library
for hours. It has improved my life a thousand ways. I also have a notion
that Internet will eventually replace government.
- interview by Paul Krassner
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